Quotes

They prefer to be calledAfrican American Eyed Peas,

thank you very much.

when people have food: sharing is caring.

when i have food: get away from me you filthy animals!

Nice tan
What's your race? Carrot?

                
                  DEAR SIDEWALK,

                    Please get wider...



           SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND

                                      FEELING EXCLUDED.


my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said

" at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
Did you know?
Its impossible to say

"Good Eye Might"

without sounding Australian?


(favorite if you tried it)

Yes... I'm a girl
lazy fact #7256452565156897

Dear Teachers, if I sit next to            
|||||||||||||||||||||||| my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.

First "DYNAMITE",
then "FIREWORK",
then "GRENANDE",
what's next?
"NUCLEAR BOMB"?

On a scale of 1 to Spongebob

how ready are you? ?`d

♥♥♥

n e v e r

FORGET
what someone says to you when they are

ANGRY

because that is when the truth comes out

so, today during lunch, this girl found out
her boyfriend had been cheating on her...
she brought all his clothes
& things that he left at her house
& as soon as he sat down at his table,
she stood behind him & gave him one kiss.
she took his milk,
& he thought nothing of it.
then she poured it on his head
& threw all his stuff at him.
& THAT is how a real breakup is done.
everyone was clapping for her

dear guy sitting next to me,
I can see you copying my test. Sincerely, joke's on you, I
didn't study either. [♥]