Thursday, July 26, 2012

More Quotes

I told my mom that i broke into a homeless mans house...
she grounded me.

Everyone knows the quote that says;
"If your parents accuse you of lying, look at them and say 'tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny..'"
Well, I got in trouble for lying, so i used that ^
And they responded with..
"Every parent says that"
Being the smart person i am , i replyed with;
If every parent jumped off a bridge, would you?"
IM NOT IN TROUBLE ANYMORE.
I'm Jealous Of My Parents
I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

   2011: I'm sexy and I know it.
1836:
I'm physically attractive
and I'm aware of this statement.

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