Saturday, July 28, 2012

Entertainment for your mind

Peeta: Where am I.. What happened?
Katniss: You're in the hospital, Peeta. You're fine.
Peeta: Why am I in the hospital?
Katniss: Because you have a concussion, Peeta.
Peeta: Why?
Katniss: Because Gale punched your head really hard.
Peeta: But WHY?
Katniss: Because you were singing 'Peeta And I Know It' again.
I don't know what's more awkward, answering Dora or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
Serious question: What color is a mirror?
Mind=Blown.
"DAD! Can I ask you a question?"

"But you just did."

"Then   can   I   ask   two?"

"You   just   did..."

"Can   I   ask f  our?"

"What?"

"Can   I   ask   four   questions?!"

"You   just   did..."
 

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